Violence to Simon "What ever the hell his last name is

I hate that guy. He hates everybody. He was so mean to that chinese dude who got recognition for standing up to him. That dude recently made a commercial for "Ask Jeeves" and he did make some money of his (kinda crappy) records. But if I went on American Idol and got rejected because of stupid Simon I would use a line from "Catch Me if You Can", "Wanna hear a joke?"
(Simon)"Sure, if it isn't as bad as your singing"
"OK. Knock. Knock"
"Who's there? Some horrible singing"
"Why don't you go f--k yourself!"