Violence to Simon "What ever the hell his last name is

I hate that guy. He hates everybody. He was so mean to that chinese dude who got recognition for standing up to him. That dude recently made a commercial for "Ask Jeeves" and he did make some money of his (kinda crappy) records. But if I went on American Idol and got rejected because of stupid Simon I would use a line from "Catch Me if You Can", "Wanna hear a joke?"
(Simon)"Sure, if it isn't as bad as your singing"
"OK. Knock. Knock"
"Who's there? Some horrible singing"
"Why don't you go f--k yourself!"

Violence to McDonalds Ads

Those ads suck. They think they're all cool and modern but they so suck. I wonder if anybody likes them. And the people in them are really stupid and usually when I have to go to McDonalds (I get dragged there a lot) the people there are little kids, nerd, fat people, and other assorted freaks not people like the people in the commercial.

Violence to People Who Don't Capitalize

Those people are really annoying! It just shows how lazy they are by not capitalizing things that are supposed to be capitalized. In text messages it's ok because messages need to be short but in emails it is really annoying.
In the stupid McDonald's ads where all the words aren't capitalized really bug me.

Violence to UPS, DHL, and FedEx

Man they are really annoying! They charge super high prices for local shipments and charge like a buzillion dollars for overnight air. Also they mess up a lot, once I didn't get a package that was shipped overnight but got here like, two days later. I expect that from the lazy mail service (more about that later) but not from someone who I pay for their kids to go to Harvard or move into Bill Gate's house (don't worry it will soon happen, Y2K will happen soon, so very soon...).

Violence to Law Suits

I hate law suits that are for stupid things like "McDonalds made me fat" or "I have no money because I was sued for doing something truly wrong". Those people are lazy b@$t@rd$ who just want a quick buck. But in the end with all these lawsuits they will hit a dead end and they will deserve it. And the judges who file in their favor are morons. Let's take the McDonalds one for example. I say the food in the commercial looked good so I bought it and it was so good I came back everyday after that. What's wrong with that? Well first they never forced you to eat there in the first place (the comercial) and they didn't force you later on, did they? Or the moms who buy burgers every hours for their kids and say they didn't know the effects. Well what did you think about hunk of mystery meat on a mysterious piece of recycled bread with grease dripping out the sides?

Violence To Macs

Macs are evil! They run on technology from like 1995 but show up as a updated interface. Also if you by the one piece Macs (the newest ones) they don't have a floppy drive but sometimes you just can't make a CD to carry data around or you want to rewrite data (unlike a CD-R). And those fake PCs they tried to market. They basically are just a normal Mac with a bigger screen and maybe hardware from 1998.